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    10/21/2009

    谁借我两天假期?

     
          由于前段时间纠纠结结的事,我今年的假期都没了。今天把我本年的第十八天假给请了,大清早6点刚过就起来去驾校,结果两个40岁的阿姨迟到了。看她孑然一身飞奔过来我就有种不祥的预感。师傅问她身份证带了吗,她一拍大腿,哎呀,真没带!于是我们就在外环线上等她的身份证。好不容易等来了开了个多小时开到奉贤基地,我已经被晒到蔫了。她们飞奔着去领了准考证,等到我的时候没有?!没有我的?!师傅崩溃了,我更崩溃了!师傅说我推迟两周他要被扣钱计划也打乱了,我说我已经请不到假了,我拿钱能买到时间么?安排好的事情不能做的感觉真的超级难受。
     
          说到我们师傅,水平那是一流的,而且可爱得很,语言之多之风趣之幽默,让我忍不住想帮他出本语录。比如,我说基地这边风景还是蛮好的,师父说,风景蛮好啊?以前来过伐?我:没有,师傅:小时候来过伐?我:怎么可能...师傅:上辈子来过伐?我:......可能来过,我怎么知道......比如,自动挡vs手动挡,师傅说,自动挡有什么好,左脚老是空着,踩踩离合嘛还有点事干,不然太无聊了.....比如,我:啊?考试的车子方向盘大啊?师傅:大点有什么不好,又不多收钱,免费升级......比如,师傅对40岁阿姨说:人家小陈也40岁了,为什么不会忘啊?阿姨:她哪有40岁,师傅:她自己跟我说的呀,让我不要告诉别人,我:师傅,那你还说...... 比如,一个美女从我们身边走过,师傅:白天她在这里我们都不要考试了,我:为啥?师傅:她那么香,要熏得我们撞杆子了...... 比如,.......还有好多经典段子我还刻意记了,只是因为我40岁年纪比较大所以忘记了......
     
          哭啊,不喜欢这种感觉~~~~~
     

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    蝎子 小wrote:
    呃。。第二段还是蛮搞笑的。。
    Oct. 21

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